story summaries written by stupid people

[leviathan]

...MEH.

the number of incredibly stupid/lame story summaries I have found is incredibly depressing. HOWEVER, some of them are pretty funny, so I thought I'd share them. ^^ feel free to contribute!



"The details for this fic are inside, only read if you wish to give me a birthday present. (to understand what I mean, read inside)"

"A ninja that isn't Naruto that isn't wanted. But what will happen to her? Who will want this ninja. Sasuke/OOC Itachi/OOC"

"Gaara can’t get a certain blonde out of his head. He decides that perhaps it time he tried his hand at romance, be scared, very scared."

"The boy HAS no parents. And he's a real idiot. I should know, he cleans my bathroom floor."

"Naruto is a national known singer Sasuke and Neji just happened to be the ones drooling over him but he takes a likeing to out favorite Ravenhaired teen Sasu/Na I changed the whole ending part. ((My Sis's fic, not mine))"

[tsukikage]

aja, that's nothing. I will never forget the one that wwas talking about someone having 3 voices in there head and one was constantly going, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" XDD

here are some more...
"Naruto and Sasuke are accidently involved in the mutation of Naruto's knew pet! Just know that they are both on extreme sugar highs during this so there is no doubt going to be some serious stupidness from both Naruto AND Serious old Sasuke."

"“Hi,” the beautiful girl chirped merrily, flipping her beautiful rose colored hair over her shoulder. “I’m Meredith Rose Pearl Suede. A lot of people have trouble with it, so you can call me Merry Sue.” This was going to be trouble."

"AU: Akito is a man." <---- that is seriously the first sentance of one. XD

"A extremely stupid mystery that makes you wonder 'Where the hell is the mystery' and you'll recieve the answer of 'I don't know buddy! It was here somewhere' Full Summary inside."

"Imagine the worst high school in existance. With freak diciplinarians and a demented headmaster. Imagine Aang, Katara, Sokka and Zuko. Put them together. Stop imagining and read the story.The story of survival."

[tsukiyomi]

haha there are so many summaries that like SUCK. and some are just plain weird.

[Twisted]

yeah...hmm...


I know I can find some scary/crappy ones in the Musical/Play, Wicked, Rent, and WWRY sections of ff.net later...I have to clean my room some more if some short-ish, blonde chick wants to come over next weekend.

[tsukiyomi]

the CATS ones.. those are BAD

[Twisted]

OMG...yeah...they are. *hides*


Here are some, just looking at the first few pages:

"Two years after the fire at the opera house, a new manager brings his wife and 2 children to live there. Is Erik really Alec's imaginary friend? Can Erik have the life he's always wanted? I stink at summaries Please read and review. Thanks."

"Phantomfic Erik has been living alone in his lair since christine left. he craves company. one night he kidnaps christine n raoul's child. better than it sounds. please rr cos if i see ppl reading it but not reviewing it makes me think you dont like it"

"20 years after the events of the phantom, Raoul and Christine's oldest daughter, who has the talent of Christine and the spirit and pride of Raoul, finds out about the phantom. What will happen? Also, what if the phantom had another love before Christine?"

"RENT fanfic. It's been about a year, and decisions are made that will change the course of all of their lives... No slash, not angsty, and generally pretty interesting. Don't you think? Not a oneshot, more to come."

I shudder to look at the OUAM "movieverse" stories *cringe*

[tsukikage]

my god, how can you kill Phantom of the Opera? T-T

[Twisted]

Oh Lord, you have no idea; scary "phans" who became fans after the movie and think "Gerry" is hot... *twitch*

[tsukikage]

ebiiiiiiiiiiiilneeeeeeeeeeeess. XP bad peoples.

[tsukiyomi]

stupid phangirls like.. do those stupid mary-sues making Erik fall in love with their original character (which is themself sometime >_<) Erik will never love anyone but CHristine those stuuuupid people MER.

[leviathan]

I KNOW! OMG those piss me off. >.<

but there are seriously some BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD story summaries out there.

[tsukiyomi]

ye-ah. i'm surprised these people even get people to read their stories

[leviathan]

I know! and then you find wicked bad stories with REALLY GOOD reviews! it's like...wtf? oO;

[tsukikage]

sadly, that's completely true. when I find a bad story, I just go back and find something else to read. I don't know how some people can consder really baaaad stories so good.

makes lahk nooo sense. it just shows how idiotic some people are. =.=;

[Twisted]

I'm pretty sure some of the anon reviews are either the author or their friends. 'Tis annoying.

Hmmm...Cats....*sigh* poor Andrew Lloyd Webber.


"A oneshot about Electra and Mistoffelees, set a few years before the musical. Now for the corny part ...Electra's magic is powerful and the Cats are scared she'll be another Macavity...can Misto save the day? Or will he get more than he bargained for..."

"when Mungojerrie, Rumpelteazer, and Macavity are running from the police, one day, they get stranded on a boat and they do know where its going. Soon enough the three cats find themselves in the trading market of the african coastline"

"Demeter has yet to tell Jemima that her true Father is Macavity. However Macavity tells Jemima and takes her. Will Jemima’s family be able to save her?"

Hmm...another; only 23 fics in this fandom.

"Freddie is Galileo and Scaramouche's daughter. She has been asked why she has no friends, to keep her parents happy she join up with this makefriends agency. With unxpected results. Plz r&R"