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Post by Twisted on Jan 1, 2006 21:37:54 GMT -5
Okay, I admit it freely: I am obsessed with quotes. Like, it's kind of sad. But I'm bored, so I decided to start this thread. What are your favorite quotes? Here are some of mine, most of them are from musicals and movies I like: "Stop daydreaming and get a virtual life!" "The first of their number died young. Too wild, too beautiful for this world. The other three rocked on into the next century, but during Globalsoft's first battles for the soul of the planet, all three were captured and secretly killed. It is said that the hairiest of the gang - a man named Bri-Anne - was granted a final wish before execution. He asked to be able to play one last guitar solo, and was therefore able to postpone his death by three and a half days." "Britney Spears died to save us." "It's absurd! This silly, rich boy appears and everyone's off to worship him and some cultish social gathering!" "I want to remember this moment, always. Nobody's pointing, nobody's staring, for the first time, I'm somewhere that I belong." "No... We have nothing in common. I am nothing like you and I never will be and I will fight you until the day I die!" "I wanted something to remember her by, and all that is left were those shoes, and now that wretched little farm girl has walked off with them. So I'd appreciate some time, alone, to say goodbye to my sister." "Let the girl go green! Oh...shit." (I need this on a shirt) "I know you don't want to hear this, but someone has to say it... You are out of control! I mean, come on! They're just shoes, let it go!" "Dear Buddha, I would like a pony and a plastic rocket." "My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again... I loved you... do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named after the rocks in his head!"
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Post by tsukiyomi on Jan 2, 2006 8:10:22 GMT -5
Here are some of the lovely and mostly VERY WRONG quotes that were mentioned during Rosie's little get-together b-day thing. Next time, i'll post real ones.. honest ^^"
"Stick, pinch and pull."
"I just stuck it in and pulled it out."
"Put it in the sink, bitch!"
"I just sucked my soup."
"I have to find the end of the world!"
"How would you like to do?"
"We really good drinks."
"I'm foo?"
"I'm not making any noises. I'm gay!"
"No problem babe."
"It feels like a different world now." "You have that effect on people."
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Post by Twisted on Jan 2, 2006 19:22:51 GMT -5
Dude, how could I forget:
"Hullo!"
"Yes, all my songs are about my chocolatey husband."
AND....
"I love all of you, even if you are insane."
Ah, my loves. <3
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Post by leviathan on Jan 4, 2006 10:53:20 GMT -5
ah, thank god. --; brief moment for BREATHING at work. well, since I don't have my (...rather extensive) list of favorite/funny quotes with me...I will post a couple I have up on my wall at work that I blurted out in moments of surprise. ^^
"HOLY FUDGE MONKEYS FROM HELL!"
"HOLY FREAKING NEON YELLOW SEA MONKEYS!" (huh. that was actually said by harry in a harry potter fanfic rosie read. never mind. --;)
and a couple others that I can actually remember.
"If you're thinking what I think you're thinking, I can't believe you're thinking that right now."
"SHEEP!"
"It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends. They don't have a rock this big." (<---Spike, from an episode of "Buffy")
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Post by tsukikage on Jan 4, 2006 16:51:07 GMT -5
here are some of my favorite qute. almost all involve my completely insane friends whom I waffle dearly.
"AND THEN THE WORLD TURNED GREEN!"
"Cheese, wait, what?"
"Stop tickling my feet with your feet." "I wasn't tickling your feet with with my feet. I was playing with my feet." "Well, don't do that." "Well move your feet away from my feet and we won't have that problem." "But my feet are rolling towards yours." "Well keep them from rolling towards mine."
"My eyeballs itchy."
"It was her fault! Uh, uh...Bob made me do it!" (Bob's Kelly's hair)
"My laughs don't smell like mice."
"You're not the one who had them in your mouth!"
"I'll roll on you."
"God, I don't want to knw what she does when she's entertained."
"I'll just erase my eye now."
"You smushed me! ::smush:: You smushed me more!"
"Your knees are taking up my butt space."
"I think I broke myself."
"I lean on Indians."
"Ok, everyone. Butt ups."
"Don't. Touch. Bob."
"How do you do butt ups?"
and those are just from when Kelly came with us to NJ. XD that was a funny week.
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Post by leviathan on Jan 4, 2006 17:04:07 GMT -5
aw, that was an awesome week. ;D btw, the whole "God, I don't want to know what she does when she's entertained" quote is from when I deliberately rolled over on kelly and shoved my boobs into her face, and my response to her question of why I did that was, "I was bored!" kk, a couple of claire quotes. ^^ (most loveable airhead on earth) "...he's taking you hunting?" "yes!" "...for sport?" "no, for deer!" "or mouse!" "are you white, or Spanish?" "birds mutate!" "...mutate. do you mean...migrate?" "yeah!" "I'll be coming down when he [her boyfriend] gets his driver's thingy!" "...you mean his driver's LICENSE?" "yeah!" she meant all of those, btw.
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Post by tsukikage on Jan 5, 2006 20:04:25 GMT -5
XDDD I love claire. she's the blondest person I know and she's a brunette. X3 now here's some more random quotes... "CHICKEN CHEESE FRIES!" "polar ice caps." "chimney." "well throw me out a window and call me bob." "I'm not used to taking full breaths. it makes me feel funny." (the adorableness that is kelly. ^^) "there's a smudge on my glasses. ::poke:: I think I just made it worse," (again, Kelly.) "...what the hell is your hand doing in my skull?" "now you've gone and done it you brute! you've knocked off my head." (from Fullmetal Alchemist) "Great quivering Buddha, what was that?!" (no idea what that's from. -- "OH DEAR JESUS, IT WASN'T ME! IT WAS THE BULLFROGS!" "I MUST CLEANSE THEE!!" (loooong story) "I’m using my body weight to calculate the density of the table and compare it with that of the human form." (that's from a pysche fanfic ^^ "shut up, you! I'm trying to concentrate on not concentrating!" (heero yuy from gundam wing parody.) "Copyright 2002 Eyeball Records / My Chemical Romance. Unauthorized duplication is a violation of applicable laws and will result in Gerard coming to your house and sucking your blood." (MCR CD copywrite. X3) "if I'm going to get shot, I want to get shot politely." "Yes, why hello there! May I please shoot you?" "Did anybody else have crazy dreams last night? I swear at one point I was flying around as an unbaked apple pie, asking people to please bake me." (HP involved. ^^ "I... had that dream again... where I do terrible things to penguins... with a croquet mallet." (from dave the barbarian. XD) everything that I didn't say what it was from is something that happened between my friends and I. X3
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Post by Twisted on Jan 5, 2006 21:01:57 GMT -5
Okay...unless you watch BBCA you probably don't get these, but this is possibly the best. show. ever.:
"What would you say to a cup of tea Father?" "Feck off, cup!"
"What are you doing Dougal?" "Chewing gum for the eyes." "No thanks Ted."
"I know what's going on, Pat Mustard. There are some very hairy babies on Craggy Island, and I think you are the hairy baby-maker."
"Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These [he points to some plastic cows on the table] are very small; those [pointing at some cows out of the window] are far away..."
"Well... you know, rabbits, tennis, you know that whole connection there."
"It's like a big tide of jam coming toward us, but jam made out of old women."
"There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world." "No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle!" "Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake!" "No, thanks, Mrs Doyle." "Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!" "WHAT?" "Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins." (*cough* My mum and I quote this one allllll the time.)
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Post by Twisted on Jan 6, 2006 16:26:37 GMT -5
CoD quotes! ;D
"she could redecorate everything until they give up at the sheer amount of pink she’d use.”
"Can you please not brutally maim other people?”
“We’re having a battle of wits…I have no idea why you’re here for that.”
"This is absolutely absurd. Who sent this note?" "It was from 'them'." "I know that!"
“With your skin tone and hair…I don’t think that dress really compliments you…maybe something…pink? No….purple? No, no…Lavender! Oh, believe me, it would be perfect to set off you skin and hair perfectly!”
"Did you say, 'wall of shoes'?"
"Vere iz dat green woman!? I vant to get za green woman! Vere iz she!?"
"Chicken feet? Oh my god! Zey move when…Ahh! What is zis? You! Vhat have you doonnnnnne?!" "Oh! Carlotta's a peacock!"
"But. But! I'm DEAD in Muse!"
"I still didn't get my hug… hey!? Is that Andre wearing a pink shawl over there?"
"Ah, Monsieur Firmin! Do you really think it's my color?" "Why, yes! It suits your complexion perfectly! Who did you get in from!?" "One of those funny men over there."
"Andre and pink! MY EYYYYES. THEY BURRN."
At least my fandom wants to do something productive instead of trying on pink shawls and being hugged!" "We'd actually like to try on pink shawls, too."
"Oh no you don't. Sit, stay, and be good little flamboyant boys on your own."
"And when does a Philosophy club teach someone how to flip?”
“Um…Shen Shen? Sidebar, please.”
I don't have chapter 4 (what there is of it) saved on this computer...there's not much anyway...
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Post by Wind_Phoenix on Jan 6, 2006 17:14:58 GMT -5
"Can you please not brutally maim other people?” "This is absolutely absurd. Who sent this note?" "It was from 'them'." "I know that!" At least my fandom wants to do something productive instead of trying on pink shawls and being hugged!" "We'd actually like to try on pink shawls, too." These quotes crack me up! XD Andre in pink... *goes insane with laughter* Sanity is back. Okay... ^^ We were watching a movie in math today. An actual math movie. *gasp* These are some approximate quotes... "The function is not reversible. Neither is my jacket." *Character walk into a "cave" with slinkeys scattered on the floor* "Watch out! It's the pink ones that are dangerous" "Argh! It bit me!!" "That is not a function." *Shows paper* "Hey! That's a takeout menu from Pearls!"
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Post by maharet on Jan 6, 2006 17:21:13 GMT -5
"Everthing in this room is edible, even I'm edible. But that my dear children is called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."
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Post by tsukiyomi on Jan 6, 2006 17:48:00 GMT -5
hahha XDDDD The CoD quotes XDD haha, we HAVE to finish that, that story is absolutely insane. The pink shawl, I'm soooo sorry to everyone for that ^-^" Twas my insanity. I crack myself up XD
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Post by Twisted on Jan 6, 2006 22:32:01 GMT -5
Yeah, that was all your fault *points*
Mmm...yeah. Erik's stuck with Fiyero and the "big, bad" kitty in the cellars. Haha. ^_^
I <3 CoD.
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Post by Wind_Phoenix on Jan 9, 2006 19:50:35 GMT -5
Glinda and Christine as shopping partners.... ^^
How come I'm not surprised that Glinda wants to go shopping when she lands in a compleatly different universe?
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Post by Twisted on Jan 10, 2006 6:08:31 GMT -5
coz shopping is, obviously, top priority.
Haha.
"LAVENDER!" <- all last year we'd just scream that and laugh.
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